Driving in Baltimore

Here are a few things I need to get off my chest this morning driving 695 to 83 north:



1. People in the left lane going 55 or 60 while talking away on their cell phones - GET THE F___CK OVER!!!! I don't care if you think you are right going the speed limit or not - GET THE F___CK OVER. You cause more accidents by being righteous than those aggressive drivers speeding around you.



2. Is everyone sooo important that they feel they must be on the cell phone as soon as they get into the car???? Come on, for God's sake, YOU ARE NOT THAT IMPORTANT. The age old question, what did we do when we didn't have cell phones, talk to ourselves? I am not an old person who doesn't believe in cell phones, but I sure don't have anyone I want to talk to the whole time I'm driving, especially first thing in the morning. The police are out to target aggressive drivers, but the real culprits are the drivers who drift from lane to lane oblivious to those driving around them and unable to use their turn signals because of us humans only having two hands. May be when we evolve (if ever) we will somehow grow another hand for those of you who have too many things to do while driving a motor vehicle. YOU MAKE ME SICK! HANG THE F UP AND DRIVE YOUR CAR. PAY ATTENTION!;

3. Ladies, your car is not your personal beauty salon. Put your makeup on at HOME. Take your curlers out at HOME - Your rearview mirror is not there as a makeup mirror. It is used to keep the driver in tune with those around them; and, last but not least,


4. Put your lights on when its raining!!!

Somehow after this rant, I still do not feel better about the drivers in Baltimore. Stay safe.